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On June 24, 2009, the dreaded David Sands said:
Why did the pirate make everyone stand at the back of the ship?
Because he was being very stern!
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On June 23, 2009, barnacle bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a pirate call his friends in the military?
"Arrrrrrrr me" maties!!!
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On June 21, 2009, the sea-bitten Arrrrtie said:
3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.
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On June 16, 2009, captain Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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On June 10, 2009, the grog-addicted Travis Bishop said:
What do pirates wear in the winter?

Long Johns!
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