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On December 18, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?
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On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

What is a pirate's favorite baseball team?
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On December 18, 2005, the scurvy Cap'n Karikas said:

What happens when you cross a pirate with an octopus?
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From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=88 · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:

What's a pirate's favorite weapon?
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From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=80 · Link hearrrre!

On December 18, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What do you call 1000 pirates in a room?
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From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=66 · Link hearrrre!

On September 30, 2005, scurvy dog Cap'n Karikas said:

There was once a pirate who wanted to be a Private Eye. Unfortunately, he was blind. So what did he become?
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On September 19, 2005, barnacle-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:

Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
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From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=56 · Link hearrrre!

On September 19, 2005, seven-sea sailin' Cap'n Karikas said:

What does a Pirate yell when he starts a fight?
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From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=47 · Link hearrrre!

On September 19, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

What does the Pirate Santa Claus say at Christmas?
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From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=45 · Link hearrrre!

On September 19, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

What did Black Beard say to his men before they got on the ship?
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From: http://www.ratemypiratejoke.com/rate/showjoke.jsp?id=14 · Link hearrrre!

On June 12, 2005, captain joyce said:

How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
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On May 31, 2005, one-legged Cap'n Karikas said:

What does a pirate captain have for dinner?
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From: Best Pirate Jokes (Captain Pugwash) by Ian Rylett · Link hearrrre!

On May 31, 2005, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:

Two pirate ships were crossing the ocean, one with a booty of red paint and one with a blue paint. What happened when the ships collided?
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From: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists: A Novel by Gideon Defoe · Link hearrrre!

On March 26, 2005, salty ol' Cap'n Karikas said:

What would you do if you saw ten great big hairy pirates coming toward you?
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On March 26, 2005, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:

Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
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From: http://www.aucklandcitylibraries.com/general.aspx?ct=470&id=2365 · Link hearrrre!