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On February 11, 2009, the dreaded Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
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On January 23, 2009, barnacle bitten Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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On January 10, 2009, one-legged me said:
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
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On December 23, 2008, seven sea sailin' robby said:
What did the 86 year old Pirate get for his birthday?
Arrrrrthitis!
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On December 2, 2008, the dreaded Lucky Rocket said:
Why did the pirate send his hot dog back at Nathan's?
Because it was a salty dog!
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