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On September 18, 2010, salty ol' Tequila Mas Fina said:
Why was the comely wench so happy?
Her favorite pirate took SEA-alis!
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On September 18, 2010, the sea-bitten Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
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On August 27, 2010, the grog-addicted Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
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On August 26, 2010, the most piratical Jon from Saint Paul, MN said:
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy! (buy an eye...get it?)
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On July 22, 2010, the scurvy James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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