- These be jokes 51 - 55 of 300 scurvy jokes!
On September 18, 2010, one-legged Tequila Mas Fina said:
Why was the comely wench so happy?
Her favorite pirate took SEA-alis!
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From: me booty |
On September 18, 2010, the grog-addicted Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
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From: Jump'in Joe Jaworrrrski |
On August 27, 2010, salty ol' Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
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From: The ether |
On August 26, 2010, scurvy knave Jon from Saint Paul, MN said:
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy! (buy an eye...get it?)
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From: I either made it up or I read it somewhere else |
On July 22, 2010, one-eyed James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation |
