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On September 11, 2012, the most piratical Pistol O'cannon said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite booty?
Which ever sailor floats his boat!
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From: Myself - a gay pirate |
On May 27, 2012, one-legged Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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From: Council Bluffs, IA |
On May 16, 2012, seven sea sailin' Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day |
On April 24, 2012, regular scallywag Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Their ships are always on the "C"s!
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From: A brain in a Jarrrrr. |
On April 22, 2012, land-lubber Scottish Bob Below Decks said:
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
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