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On May 4, 2014, the most piratical CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
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On April 2, 2014, scurvy knave Nyssa said:
Why did the pirate have red eyes?
Because he had too much sea-weed!
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On February 1, 2014, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirates favourite song?
Gang-plank style!
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On January 23, 2014, one-eyed Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On October 30, 2013, seven sea sailin' James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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From: I'm sure I heard it somewhere.