me heartie's run through with a rusty cutlass.
Got a pirate joke? Leave your booty here. Got a booty? That's another site. Want to contact the pirate captain? Visit his Schooner of Capitalism.
When not scouting for pirate jokes, our captain jots down notes in his captain's log, dreams of ham, and projects his piratical attitude upon all facets of life.
(Yarrgh, Captain Karikas logo courtesy of Jon "chez-chez-bootéz" Mendoza)