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On June 14, 2006, the dreaded Todd TePoel said:
How did the pirate learn how to read?
"Hooked" on phonics!
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From: Myself
On July 2, 2007, scurvy knave Kenny owner of rickshaw dumpling bar said:
What did all the pirates say to the last pirate to come to the party?
Ahoy Latey!!!!
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From: I made it up myself if you can believe it!
On May 27, 2012, seven sea sailin' Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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From: Council Bluffs, IA
On February 1, 2006, seven sea sailin' Bruce said:
What's the pirate's wife's name?
Peggy!
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From: not sure
On September 19, 2011, captain Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
How do Pirates cook their salmon?
On a cedar plank!
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From: Me again