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On September 12, 2008, the dreaded Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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From: Original |
On September 26, 2013, regular scallywag My name be Luke said:
Why don't pirates go to strip clubs?
They already have all the booty!
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From: My Brain |
On January 9, 2007, seven sea sailin' Samurai! said:
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
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From: Drunken Stupor. |
On December 28, 2015, the scurvy Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
CARRRRbernet!
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From: brain |
On September 18, 2015, land-lubber Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
Harrrr-mony!
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From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival |
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