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On September 26, 2013, land-lubber My name be Luke said:
Why don't pirates go to strip clubs?
They already have all the booty!
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From: My Brain
On September 12, 2008, captain Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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From: Original
On January 9, 2007, land-lubber Samurai! said:
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
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From: Drunken Stupor.
On September 26, 2008, the dreaded Tessy said:
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
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From: My ingenios pirotic mind
On May 21, 2009, the dreaded "Hook"ers said:
What do pirates and pimps have in common?
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
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