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On September 12, 2008, the most piratical Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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From: Original |
On September 26, 2008, the dreaded Tessy said:
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
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From: My ingenios pirotic mind |
On April 7, 2010, the scurvy man said:
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
HIGH SEAS!
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From: ESPN's Sportsnation |
On June 16, 2009, the sea-bitten Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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From: deep inside me pirate gullet |
On March 14, 2010, one-legged Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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From: Common sense |
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