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On November 11, 2014, the grog-addicted Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
Gym lad!!!
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On September 26, 2013, one-eyed My name be Luke said:
Why don't pirates go to strip clubs?
They already have all the booty!
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On September 12, 2008, the dreaded Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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On January 9, 2007, chumbucket lickin' Samurai! said:
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
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On September 26, 2008, barnacle bitten Tessy said:
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
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From: My ingenios pirotic mind