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On September 26, 2013, chumbucket lickin' My name be Luke said:
Why don't pirates go to strip clubs?
They already have all the booty!
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On September 12, 2008, regular scallywag Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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On January 9, 2007, barnacle bitten Samurai! said:
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty!
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On September 26, 2008, the grog-addicted Tessy said:
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
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On April 7, 2010, captain man said:
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
HIGH SEAS!
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