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On April 7, 2010, the sea-bitten James Craven said:
Did you hear about Apple's new technology for pirates?
The iPatch!
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From: SportsNation at ESPN |
On May 22, 2007, the dreaded Richard Tyrone Jones said:
Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
S'currrrvey!
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From: Traditional |
On September 18, 2007, barnacle bitten sassy lass said:
How much are pirate union fees?
An arm and a leg!
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From: me booty |
On May 11, 2006, regular scallywag Captain Karikas said:
Why do pirates always have a bar of soap tied to them?
So when they are shipwrecked they can wash themselves ashore!
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From: Web site ahoy! |
On February 21, 2010, barnacle bitten Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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From: myself |
