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On November 5, 2008, the grog-addicted Chelle Webb said:
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
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On September 26, 2008, salty ol' Tessy said:
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
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On September 19, 2008, one-eyed Eric said:
How do you know if a pirate is a handyman?
He has a peg-board leg!!
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On September 19, 2008, seven sea sailin' Tom Marchant said:
Why aren't pirates allowed to surf the internet?
Because of "pirated" movies!
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On September 19, 2008, one-legged Pam Halter aka Cap'n Ethel Kidd said:
What do ye say to a pirate with one leg?
Hop aboard, matey!
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