- These be jokes 86 - 90 of 300 scurvy jokes!
On March 21, 2009, scurvy dog Genesis Phrigustus said:
A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
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From: Genesis Phrigustus (made it up off the top of my head) |
On March 14, 2009, salty ol' Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
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From: My mind |
On February 11, 2009, the sea-bitten Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
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From: Valient Thorr DVD In Heat |
On January 23, 2009, land-lubber Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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From: Made it up for Pirate Christmas! |
On January 10, 2009, chumbucket lickin' me said:
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
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From: a video |
