Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On September 19, 2008, the grog-addicted Drew Baldwin said:
What's a pirates favorite fruit?

Bananas, because they help prevent scurvy.
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On September 18, 2008, seven sea sailin' ppp said:
Why did the sea bed blush?
Because the sea weed!
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On September 12, 2008, chumbucket lickin' Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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On August 31, 2008, scurvy dog Craig D said:
What is a pirate's favourite type of music?
Arr and B!
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On August 19, 2008, barnacle bitten pirate Pete said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
He kept stealing everyone's booty!
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