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On March 21, 2009, one-legged Genesis Phrigustus said:
A pirate walks into a bar... bang!
Curse you eye patch and your side effect of poor depth perception!
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From: Genesis Phrigustus (made it up off the top of my head)
On March 14, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Burt Johnson said:
Do you know any pirate jokes?
Neither do "ayyyyyy!"
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On February 11, 2009, one-eyed Alsamer John Gross said:
What's a pirate's favorite part of a song?
The hook!
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On January 23, 2009, regular scallywag Alex Fantastico said:
What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
Relationships!
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On January 10, 2009, barnacle bitten me said:
Who gets all their movies for free?
Pirates!
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