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On December 23, 2008, seven sea sailin' robby said:
What did the 86 year old Pirate get for his birthday?
Arrrrrthitis!
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From: cerebral carrrrrtex
On December 2, 2008, the grog-addicted Lucky Rocket said:
Why did the pirate send his hot dog back at Nathan's?
Because it was a salty dog!
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From: from me of course
On November 5, 2008, land-lubber Chelle Webb said:
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
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From: I made it up this morning
On September 26, 2008, one-eyed Tessy said:
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers!
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From: My ingenios pirotic mind
On September 23, 2008, captain totempole said:
How did the pirate raise his mast?
He used a wench!
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