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On September 11, 2012, barnacle bitten Pistol O'cannon said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite booty?
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On May 27, 2012, chumbucket lickin' Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
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On May 16, 2012, one-legged Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
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On April 24, 2012, salty ol' Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
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On April 22, 2012, scurvy knave Scottish Bob Below Decks said:
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
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