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On September 20, 2009, scurvy knave Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
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From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival
On September 19, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Captain Cutlass said:
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
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On September 18, 2009, land-lubber Harrr harrr harrr said:
What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A butt pirate!!!
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On June 29, 2009, salty ol' sam-i-am said:
Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman?
He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!
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On June 24, 2009, land-lubber David Sands said:
Why did the pirate make everyone stand at the back of the ship?
Because he was being very stern!
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