On July 12, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
What do you get when you cross a pie and a rat?
A Pie Rat!
Pirate One-Liners
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On July 11, 2006, scurvy dog Sazza Harazza, The Queen Of The Yellow Fever Pirate Skanks. said:
What do pirates and gangsters have in common?
They both say "Yo Ho"!
From: Victor Piers Hamilton Montgomery Stitt. · Link hearrrre!
On July 11, 2006, the sea-bitten Charles Hanion said:
What's the favorite part of a birthday party for a pirate?
Da-balloons!!
From: Tennessee · Link hearrrre!
On July 8, 2006, the dreaded Pedro said:
What's a pirate's favorite play in basketball?
A HOOK-SHOT!
On July 4, 2006, seven-sea sailin' Bobilicious said:
Why don't pirates smoke?
Because they wear a patch!
From: Heard it somewhere · Link hearrrre!
On July 4, 2006, salty ol' Espi said:
Where does a pirate go to college ?
HARRRVARRRD!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On June 28, 2006, the dreaded Cap'n Karikas said:
What is a pirate's best feature?
His booty!
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On June 20, 2006, one-eyed an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates keep their bathrooms?
On the poop deck!
On June 20, 2006, scurvy dog victor said:
Whats a pirate's favourite colour?
Depends on the pirate.
From: me mind · Link hearrrre!
On June 20, 2006, seven-sea sailin' victor said:
Why was the little pirate boy in the hospital?
Because he was fully sea sick!
From: me mind · Link hearrrre!
On June 18, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Curly Tim said:
What do ye call a black Pirate?
A 'Pirate', ye racist scoundral!
From: A fine ale house in the south · Link hearrrre!
On June 14, 2006, captain Todd TePoel said:
How did the pirate learn how to read?
"Hooked" on phonics!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On June 7, 2006, chumbucket-lickin' Andy said:
3 pirates walk into a bar...
Ouch!
From: Omar · Link hearrrre!
On June 7, 2006, barnacle-bitten DJ Assault said:
What does a pirate want for Christmas?
Big booty!
From: DJ Assault · Link hearrrre!
On May 30, 2006, scurvy dog christina said:
What does a pirate do with Santa Claus?
Sing Yo Ho Ho!
From: christina · Link hearrrre!