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On February 10, 2010, scurvy knave James Craven said:
What do pirates say before they fight?
"Let's get ready to RUM-ble!"
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On November 18, 2009, one-legged James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite golf shot?
The Hook! Right into the water.
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On October 5, 2009, the sea-bitten Tim M said:
Why did the pirate swing at the 3-0 pitch?
He didn't want to walk... the plank.
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On October 5, 2009, the grog-addicted Tim M said:
Why did the baseball coach put the pirate in Center Field?
'Cause he had a cannon!! Arrrgh!
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On September 24, 2009, the most piratical Nathan Smith said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He mastARRRRbates!
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