Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!
Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.
On June 20, 2010, one-legged Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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Thar be plenty more where that came from!Fire starboard! Another joke!
Check out the Captain's Blarrrg, last written on September 19:
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Yarrrgh matey, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS!
Today we carry 1032 jokes below deck!