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Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!

Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!
Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.

On May 16, 2012, regular scallywag Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS!
Today we carry 1,069 jokes below deck!