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On March 19, 2005, captain Cap'n Karikas said:
Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!
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Check out the Captain's Blarrrg, last written on September 19, 2016:
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Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS!
Today we carry 1,069 jokes below deck!