Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!
Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.
On September 19, 2006, salty ol' Bryce said:
A pirate was standing on the crow's nest and then he slipped and fell. He fell through the first floor, then he fell through the second floor, then he fell through the third floor and hit the bottom floor of the ship!
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
The first mate comes up to him and asks "Are ye all right matey?"
The pirate replies, "Arrr, yes... I've been through hardship before!"
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