Pirate Jokes be here, mateys!
Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!
Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.
On November 17, 2010, the grog-addicted First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
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From: The briny depths of my ARRmagination. |
Thar be plenty more where that came from!Fire starboard! Another joke!
Check out the Captain's Blarrrg, last written on September 19, 2016:
" Ahoy matey, and another happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye! We've swabbed the deck with some new pirate jokes, full of AYE-Phones and Uberrrrrrrrrs,..." See more!
Yarrrgh matey, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS!
Today we carry 1,066 jokes below deck!