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Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!

Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!
Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.

On November 17, 2010, seven sea sailin' First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
Rate this joke!
Arrr, ye've already voted - vote again and ye'll sleep with Davy Jones!
From: The briny depths of my ARRmagination.
Hit me again! Thar be plenty more where that came from!
Fire starboard! Another joke!


Check out the Captain's Blarrrg, last written on September 19, 2016:
" Ahoy matey, and another happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to ye! We've swabbed the deck with some new pirate jokes, full of AYE-Phones and Uberrrrrrrrrs,..." See more!

Yarrrgh matey, ye've been boarded!
Prepare to be gutted with laughs, quartered by puns, and walk the plank of ARRRRRS!
Today we carry 1,068 jokes below deck!