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Welcome aboard ye scurvy International Talk Like A Pirate Day bilge rats!

Treat yer scurvy with a pirate joke!
Thar be plenty o' joke booty here, the finest of the seven seas.

On October 13, 2006, the grog-addicted Bruin said:
How did the pirate feel after drinking rum all night?
Groggy!
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