- These be jokes 71 - 75 of 300 scurvy jokes!
On September 20, 2009, one-eyed Cap'n Karikas said:
Arr, they say that pirates are real tough. So tough, that they don't ever cry! But...
That's not true. They do cry, but when they do, it's a private tear!
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From: Mud Bay Jugglers at 2009 Portland Pirate Festival |
On September 19, 2009, the scurvy Captain Cutlass said:
Why did the little pirate want to continue the family business?
Because his dad got to play "hooky" at work!
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From: original |
On September 18, 2009, the sea-bitten Harrr harrr harrr said:
What do you call a used cigarette wearing a patch?
A butt pirate!!!
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From: Me. |
On July 16, 2009, scurvy dog The wench said:
How does a pirate get his mast up?
He uses a wench!
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From: Peter, the scurvy lad! |
On June 29, 2009, chumbucket lickin' sam-i-am said:
Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman?
He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!
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From: my friends crazy head! |
