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On December 28, 2015, the dreaded Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
On September 18, 2015, one-legged Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival
On July 1, 2015, land-lubber scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
On March 6, 2015, the sea-bitten Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
On February 3, 2015, scurvy dog Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What keeps a parrot on a pirate's shoulder?