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On May 4, 2014, seven sea sailin' CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
From: Meself I thinks
On April 2, 2014, captain Nyssa said:
Why did the pirate have red eyes?
Because he had too much sea-weed!
On February 1, 2014, the dreaded Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirates favourite song?
On January 23, 2014, salty ol' Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
On October 30, 2013, scurvy dog James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
From: I'm sure I heard it somewhere.