Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On December 28, 2015, barnacle bitten Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
CARRRRbernet!
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On September 18, 2015, one-legged Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
Harrrr-mony!
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From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival
On July 1, 2015, the sea-bitten scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
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On March 6, 2015, the dreaded Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
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On February 3, 2015, the dreaded Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What keeps a parrot on a pirate's shoulder?
Poligrip! (polly-grip)
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