On September 17, 2015, the scurvy Sonny A. said:
What does a pirate do when he's too wasted to get back to his ship?
He uses his ayePhone to call Uberrrrr.
From: Half original/ half I looted from other pirates · Link hearrrre!
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On January 5, 2015, the scurvy j said:
What does a pirate drink rum from?
A mason jarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
From: From my brain ye bilge rat!!! YARRRRRRR!!! · Link hearrrre!
On November 22, 2014, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on The Price is Right?
A new CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: My brain. · Link hearrrre!
On November 11, 2014, scurvy knave Rondo Goldwyn said:
What did the pirate with cardio vascular disease yell in his death throes?
Arrr, me hearty!!!
From: from a bottle washed up on shore · Link hearrrre!
On September 24, 2014, the scurvy Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
It's an important maritime AAARRRR-tifact!
From: Me own pirate head · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2014, chumbucket-lickin' James Craven said:
What is a pirate's favorite Beatles song?
Baby You Can Drive My CARRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: Myself · Link hearrrre!
On September 14, 2014, land-lubber Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
His calendARRRRRRRRRRR!!! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day ON SEPTEMBER 19TH MATEYS!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
From: FROM THE TOP OF ME HEAD YE LANDLUBBERS!!! ARRRRRR!!! · Link hearrrre!
On August 18, 2014, one-eyed Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
He's an invest-ARRRR!
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On July 9, 2014, seven-sea sailin' The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
An Arrrrterial Road!
From: Arrrrrrticles i have read · Link hearrrre!
On May 13, 2014, the most piratical Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
From: Spanish waters · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2014, scurvy knave Marlene said:
What do pirates do with their emails?
They ARRRRchive them!
From: The greatness of my mind · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2014, scurvy dog an Anonymous Pirate said:
What be a pirate's favorite Looney Tunes character?
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvin the Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtian!!!
From: Off the top of me head scurvy!!! Yarrrrrrrrr! · Link hearrrre!
On March 19, 2014, seven-sea sailin' Jeff said:
What song does a pirate mother sing to her pirate child?
To Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to buy a fat pig!!!
From: Off the top of me head matey!!!!!!! · Link hearrrre!
On January 14, 2014, the scurvy Mad John Flint said:
Ahoy ye lads and lasses! How do ye compliment a creative pirate?!
Tell them that they be a fine Arrrrrghtist!
From: Full fathom five · Link hearrrre!
On November 24, 2013, scurvy knave James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on "The Price is Right"?
A NEW CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: My mind · Link hearrrre!