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On September 9, 2009, chumbucket lickin' Dan and Ryan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Thundercat?
Sn-aaaarrrrrrrrrrr-ff!
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On August 30, 2009, the most piratical Elizabeth Holcombe said:
What does a surfer pirate say?
GnARRRRRRRRly dude!
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From: Greenville, SC
On August 14, 2009, scurvy dog romeyus said:
What is a pirate's favorite way to fly?
A helicoptAAARRR!!
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From: arrr ye mother
On August 10, 2009, salty ol' Arrrmanda of arrrrrmerica said:
What takes a pirate 30 minutes but only lasts for 2?
An ARRRRgasm!
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From: me
On July 19, 2009, one-eyed Captian Aarrrrron said:
Why did the Pirate get a BUI (Boating While Intoxicated) ????
Because he was drunk leaving the baaarrrrrrr!!!
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