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On April 5, 2010, the scurvy Redbeard said:
What be having 8 eyes and 8 legs?
I say nay, it not be a spider... but it be eight pirates! Aarrr!!!!
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From: A pirate
On March 25, 2010, the scurvy Cap'n Quinn said:
Where does a pirate go to sign up for his college courses in scallywaggery?
The registraRRRRRRRRGH!
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From: My mind!
On March 22, 2010, the sea-bitten Scott Triplett said:
What do you call a gassy pirate??
Farrrrrrrty!
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From: me noggin
On March 16, 2010, seven sea sailin' Daaaaarrrra (Dara) said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite Bar Drink?
A Maaaarrrrtini!
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From: just made it up
On March 14, 2010, chumbucket lickin' Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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From: Common sense