Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day, 2014!!!
Arrrgh! Can ye heartily believe it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day once again, matey? Aye, it be true... it says so right here on the calendARRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!
IF ye be needin' inspiration, follow @piratejokes on Twittarrrr for jokes every hour this fine Talk Like A Pirate Day! May yer humor today be piratical, and yer scurvy be in remission. Yo ho, me hearties!