Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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Wee Pirate Skull - Kids! Infant Bodysuit


Pirate Jokes on Andrrrroid!

Pirate Jokes in the Android App Marketplace!
Pirate Jokes in the Android Marketplace, for yarrrrr amusement!
Download the free Pirate Jokes App for your Droid or Android Phone! Contains all jokes from the site with regular updates, me hearty! And, a bonus ARRRGH button!

Pirate Jokes on Twittarrrrgh!

Pirate Jokes on Twitter!
Daily pirate jokes twice a day on Twitter, ye scurvy dogs!
An' all day long on International Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Pirate Haikus!

In celebration of International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2008, eye
these pirate haikus, yarrrgh:

loot, plunder, rob, steal
today's financial markets
pirates are ideal

Captain Karikas
has a real job, however...
Yarrrgh! Not today, mates!

September 19
yer scurvy hide walks the plank
if I hear no "ARRRrrrgghhh"s!

sea air fills me' beard
glistening cutlass prevails
yarrgh, silly ninja

I be more pirate
yer salty hide can't outdo
my two eyepatches

a pirate off-guard
speak of the steering wheel joke
aye, it saves the day

I welcome yer salty land-lubbin' pirate haikus over in the Captain's Blarrrg!

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