Me Treasure Chest

loot, plunder, rob, steal
today's financial markets
pirates are ideal

Captain Karikas
has a real job, however...
Yarrrgh! Not today, mates!

September 19
yer scurvy hide walks the plank
if I hear no "ARRRrrrgghhh"s!

sea air fills me' beard
glistening cutlass prevails
yarrgh, silly ninja

I be more pirate
yer salty hide can't outdo
my two eyepatches

a pirate off-guard
speak of the steering wheel joke
aye, it saves the day