Pirate Jokes on Twittarrrrgh!
Daily pirate jokes twice a day on Twitter, ye scurvy dogs!
An' all day long on International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Pirate Haikus!
In celebration of International Talk Like A Pirate Day 2008, eye
these pirate haikus, yarrrgh:
I welcome yer salty land-lubbin' pirate haikus over in the Captain's Blarrrg!
these pirate haikus, yarrrgh:
loot, plunder, rob, steal
today's financial markets
pirates are ideal
Captain Karikas
has a real job, however...
Yarrrgh! Not today, mates!
September 19
yer scurvy hide walks the plank
if I hear no "ARRRrrrgghhh"s!
sea air fills me' beard
glistening cutlass prevails
yarrgh, silly ninja
I be more pirate
yer salty hide can't outdo
my two eyepatches
a pirate off-guard
speak of the steering wheel joke
aye, it saves the day