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On September 19, 2008, the sea-bitten Eric said:
How do you know if a pirate is a handyman?
He has a peg-board leg!!
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On September 19, 2008, captain Tom Marchant said:
Why aren't pirates allowed to surf the internet?
Because of "pirated" movies!
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On September 19, 2008, the scurvy Pam Halter aka Cap'n Ethel Kidd said:
What do ye say to a pirate with one leg?
Hop aboard, matey!
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On September 19, 2008, one-eyed Drew Baldwin said:
What's a pirates favorite fruit?

Bananas, because they help prevent scurvy.
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On September 19, 2008, salty ol' Anonymous Pirate said:
Where can you find a couple of Buccaneers?
Under your bucking hat!
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