- These be jokes 46 - 50 of 300 scurvy jokes!
On February 13, 2011, the dreaded shawn said:
ARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate?
Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
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From: me head! |
On December 31, 2010, the grog-addicted Rondo Goldwyn said:
'Ow does ye fix a cranky pirate?
Spray 'em with Sea Arggh Sea!!!
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From: me |
On November 17, 2010, the sea-bitten First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
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From: The briny depths of my ARRmagination. |
On September 29, 2010, the most piratical Captn Crunch said:
Why can't tree-huggers be pirates?
Because they ARRR Land Lubbers!!!!
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From: Captn Crunch! |
On September 21, 2010, barnacle bitten Hanserelli said:
How do pirates talk to each other?
Aye to Aye!! (while covering one eye)
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From: booze |
