Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On July 22, 2010, salty ol' James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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On June 22, 2010, barnacle bitten Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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On June 20, 2010, regular scallywag Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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From: My vast brain
On April 20, 2010, land-lubber Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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From: From me self
On April 7, 2010, land-lubber man said:
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
HIGH SEAS!
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