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On July 22, 2010, regular scallywag James Craven said:
Why did the pirate go to the Apple store?
To buy an iPatch! (Aye Patch)
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From: Colin Cowherd, ESPN SportsNation
On June 22, 2010, salty ol' Taylor said:
How does a parrot start a knock knock joke?
Squawk, squawk!
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From: my brain
On June 20, 2010, seven sea sailin' Captain Keith said:
Why do pirates like Apple?
They invented the Ayyyyyyye Pod!
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From: My vast brain
On April 20, 2010, captain Aaarrr(ggghhh)ron Hrcka said:
Why did the pirate have trouble keeping his car on the road?
Because the road was SCURVY!!!
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From: From me self
On April 7, 2010, the dreaded man said:
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school?
HIGH SEAS!
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