On August 17, 2007, the dreaded Alika said:
What is the name of the pirate tax office?
The Aye. Arrr. S!
From: I might have made it up but am not sure about that (don't want to pirate someone else's joke after all) · Link hearrrre!
Pirate One-Liners
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On July 24, 2007, the dreaded Jack Sparrow said:
While playing poker, what did the captain say to his first mate when he spilled rum all over the cards?
ARRrrgh matey, swab the deck!!!!
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On July 23, 2007, the scurvy Lolly lala said:
What's a pirates favorite disease?
Scurrrrrrrrrrrvy!
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On July 7, 2007, regular scallywag Cap'n Karikas said:
When is a pirate like a bird?
When he's a-robbin'!
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On July 2, 2007, captain Kenny owner of rickshaw dumpling bar said:
What did all the pirates say to the last pirate to come to the party?
Ahoy Latey!!!!
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On June 25, 2007, seven-sea sailin' Doug said:
Why was the pirate's butt so big?
Becasue he kept stealing everyone's booty!
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On June 23, 2007, one-legged Billy Sastard said:
Did you hear about the good economy Cap'n Hawk gets out of his warship?
He gets 35 miles to the galleon! Aaarrrgghhhhhh!
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On June 22, 2007, barnacle-bitten The Scurvy Giver said:
How did the pirate clean the golden floor?
With a treasure mop.
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On June 21, 2007, scurvy dog Tarrrrrra said:
What's a pirates favorite letter?
P, if it was 'R' they'd be rirates!
On June 18, 2007, scurvy knave Steph said:
What's funny about a black pirate?
Nothing, ye scurvy racist!
On June 15, 2007, captain Comanda Panda said:
How do you judge a pirate's intelligence?
With an Aye-Q test!
From: I made it up at work. · Link hearrrre!
On June 14, 2007, scurvy knave Ken R. said:
What did the pirate say at the golf course?
I may tee.
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On June 11, 2007, regular scallywag piping plover said:
Why do pirates go to the opera?
For the arrrrias and high c's!
From: Captain Mongo · Link hearrrre!
On June 3, 2007, regular scallywag chil said:
Why did the pirate blush?
Because the sea-weed!
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On May 22, 2007, one-eyed Richard Tyrone Jones said:
Why was the pirate scared of the circle?
S'currrrvey!
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