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On June 10, 2011, the most piratical Captain Rita Book--Mistress of the C'hai Seas said:
What do Jewish Pirates say?
Ahoy vey!
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On April 28, 2011, one-legged Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
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From: Me
On April 9, 2011, seven sea sailin' zyla said:
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!!!
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On March 12, 2011, barnacle bitten Austin's rockin' RealtorŪ said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with a cell phone?
Scan Q-ARRRR codes!
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On March 5, 2011, scurvy dog blackbeard said:
What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A skull and very CROSS bones!
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