On November 11, 2007, barnacle-bitten Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
From: A valentine card form last year. · Link hearrrre!
Pirate One-Liners
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On November 5, 2007, the grog-addicted Salty Cayman Dog said:
How do pirates make their money?
By hook or by crook!
On October 18, 2007, one-legged Captain Murrrrrrphy said:
What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
Peach cobblARRRRR!!
From: a harrrrrd night out with me crew!!! · Link hearrrre!
On September 28, 2007, scurvy knave The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
From: Me own charred remains of a brain · Link hearrrre!
On September 26, 2007, the dreaded Coral Cockles said:
Why is there a 'D' in 'bandana'?
If there wasn't, us pirates would be wearing bananas!
From: Whitby International Pirate Society (Wh.I.P.S) · Link hearrrre!
On September 24, 2007, the grog-addicted Alika Campbell said:
Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?
He had an awesome hook shot!
From: Made it up · Link hearrrre!
On September 20, 2007, scurvy dog Matt Sprinkle said:
What do you call a pirate who can't conduct a good raid?
The pillage idiot. Har!
From: I made it up yesterday at a pirate party, but maybe someone else has already done it. It is kind of obvious. In fact maybe it's more of a viking joke now that I think about it... · Link hearrrre!
On September 19, 2007, barnacle-bitten Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
On September 19, 2007, the dreaded Emily said:
Why couldn't the pirate graduate from first grade?
Because, he only knew on letter..."ARRRRRRR!"
From: Emily · Link hearrrre!
On September 18, 2007, the sea-bitten sassy lass said:
How much are pirate union fees?
An arm and a leg!
From: me booty · Link hearrrre!
On September 16, 2007, the most piratical The guy who thought RAAAAARRR wasn't funny said:
What's a pirate's favorite compression algorithm?
AAAAAAAAARRRRJ
From: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRchibald · Link hearrrre!
On September 15, 2007, the sea-bitten Marc Whitcombe said:
What's a pirate's favourite film?
Resevoir Grogs
From: Told to me · Link hearrrre!
On September 15, 2007, the scurvy Marc Whitcombe said:
Why do pirates always bury their treasure 18 inches below the ground?
Because booty is only shin deep!
From: Told to me · Link hearrrre!
On September 13, 2007, land-lubber GAAAAARRRRTH said:
Where do pirates go to work out?
To the JIM LAD!!!!
From: A mate · Link hearrrre!
On September 12, 2007, the sea-bitten Robyn Irving said:
Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?
He knew he would wash up on the shore later anyway!
From: my brain (adapted it from an old Natalie Wood joke) · Link hearrrre!