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On March 12, 2011, one-legged Austin's rockin' RealtorŪ said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with a cell phone?
Scan Q-ARRRR codes!
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From: my tiny brain |
On March 5, 2011, scurvy knave blackbeard said:
What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A skull and very CROSS bones!
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On February 13, 2011, one-eyed shawn said:
ARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate?
Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
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From: me head! |
On December 31, 2010, the grog-addicted Rondo Goldwyn said:
'Ow does ye fix a cranky pirate?
Spray 'em with Sea Arggh Sea!!!
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From: me |
On November 17, 2010, scurvy dog First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
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From: The briny depths of my ARRmagination. |
