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On September 19, 2011, land-lubber Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
Who cleans the Pirate Captain's bedroom?
A Mer-Maid!
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From: Yep, it's me
On September 19, 2011, the scurvy Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
How do Pirates cook their salmon?
On a cedar plank!
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From: Me again
On September 19, 2011, the sea-bitten Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
Gin and Rummy!
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From: Me... I think
On July 2, 2011, regular scallywag will reys said:
What did the pirate think of the wench's booty?
He thought it was plunderfull!
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From: pirates were my schools mascott
On June 18, 2011, seven sea sailin' blackbeard the pirate, scourge of the seven seassss ARRR!!! said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
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From: a filthy landlubber, ar!