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On September 17, 2015, one-eyed Sonny A. said:
What does a pirate do when he's too wasted to get back to his ship?
He uses his ayePhone to call Uberrrrr.
From: Half original/ half I looted from other pirates
On January 5, 2015, the grog-addicted j said:
What does a pirate drink rum from?
A mason jarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
From: From my brain ye bilge rat!!! YARRRRRRR!!!
On November 22, 2014, land-lubber James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on The Price is Right?
A new CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From: My brain.
On November 11, 2014, the sea-bitten Rondo Goldwyn said:
What did the pirate with cardio vascular disease yell in his death throes?
Arrr, me hearty!!!
From: from a bottle washed up on shore
On September 24, 2014, regular scallywag Cap'n Rumbeard said:
Did ye hear they just discovered a sunken pirate ship?
It's an important maritime AAARRRR-tifact!
From: Me own pirate head