Yarrgh, ye scurvy dog!
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On December 12, 2012, one-eyed Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
With his credit carrrrrrrrrrrrd!!! But hey, he's a pirate, so he probably STEALS them!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!
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From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!'
On November 26, 2012, the grog-addicted Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: From my own brain, matey!!!
On October 2, 2012, the grog-addicted Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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From: Patrick Henry High School
On September 19, 2012, salty ol' MK said:
Who is the pirate's favorite Dickens character?
The AAArrrtful Dodger!
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On September 19, 2012, the grog-addicted MK said:
The Pirate is, of course, a big Tolkien fan. And, as you know he's very fond of gems and booty. There is one gem he covets above all others but which he will never be able to own. Which gem is it?
The Arrrkenstone!
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