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On March 19, 2014, the sea-bitten Anonymous Pirate said:
What be a pirate's favorite Looney Tunes character?
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvin the Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtian!!!
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From: Off the top of me head scurvy!!! Yarrrrrrrrr!
On March 19, 2014, the dreaded Jeff said:
What song does a pirate mother sing to her pirate child?
To Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrket to buy a fat pig!!!
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From: Off the top of me head matey!!!!!!!
On January 14, 2014, the sea-bitten Mad John Flint said:
Ahoy ye lads and lasses! How do ye compliment a creative pirate?!
Tell them that they be a fine Arrrrrghtist!
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From: Full fathom five
On November 24, 2013, land-lubber James Craven said:
What's a pirate's favorite prize on "The Price is Right"?
A NEW CARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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From: My mind
On September 28, 2013, one-legged Black Ragnar said:
Why did the pirate go to see a proctologist?
Because he had a pain in the Aaarrrrrrrrrrse!!!
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From: All my own werk.