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On June 9, 2013, scurvy dog Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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From: Me yer landlubber |
On March 16, 2013, captain Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
Because they always ask for the way to Arrr, Kansas!
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From: Inspired by other Arr Kansas jokes |
On December 12, 2012, one-eyed Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
With his credit carrrrrrrrrrrrd!!! But hey, he's a pirate, so he probably STEALS them!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!
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From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!' |
On November 26, 2012, the dreaded Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: From my own brain, matey!!! |
On October 2, 2012, scurvy knave Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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From: Patrick Henry High School |
