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On June 9, 2013, one-legged Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
From: Me yer landlubber
On March 16, 2013, one-eyed Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
Because they always ask for the way to Arrr, Kansas!
From: Inspired by other Arr Kansas jokes
On December 12, 2012, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
How does a pirate pay for his purchases?
With his credit carrrrrrrrrrrrd!!! But hey, he's a pirate, so he probably STEALS them!!! ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!
From: FROM MY OWN BRAIN, YE MATEYS!!!! ARRRRGH!!!'
On November 26, 2012, the scurvy Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
From: From my own brain, matey!!!
On October 2, 2012, one-eyed Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
From: Patrick Henry High School