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On November 26, 2012, barnacle bitten Jeff said:
What's a pirate's favorite Christmas carol?
We Three Kings of Orient Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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From: From my own brain, matey!!!
On October 2, 2012, the most piratical Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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From: Patrick Henry High School
On September 3, 2012, seven sea sailin' Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
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From: Right off the top of me head, Yarrrrrrrrrr!
On August 24, 2012, the dreaded SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
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From: pirate music :)
On June 6, 2012, scurvy dog Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
ARRtichoke white!!!
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