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On May 13, 2006, captain Richard Kupfer said:
How many pirate jokes are lame?
Most of them ARR!
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From: My mind
On December 7, 2008, salty ol' Jason Hill said:
What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
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From: Heard it around the interblags
On September 18, 2013, scurvy knave Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On September 19, 2005, the sea-bitten Cap'n Karikas said:
What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
RRAAAAAAAAAAA!
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On September 17, 2015, captain Sonny A. said:
What does a pirate do when he's too wasted to get back to his ship?
He uses his ayePhone to call Uberrrrr.
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