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On May 13, 2014, the sea-bitten Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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From: Spanish waters
On February 25, 2008, chumbucket lickin' iiawg the terrible! said:
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
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From: I made it up.
On September 14, 2013, the scurvy Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
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From: personal experience
On February 16, 2010, one-legged Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley
On July 4, 2006, chumbucket lickin' jennifer brown breath said:
What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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