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On November 11, 2014, captain Rondo Goldwyn said:
What did the pirate with cardio vascular disease yell in his death throes?
Arrr, me hearty!!!
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From: from a bottle washed up on shore
On September 14, 2013, the sea-bitten Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
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From: personal experience
On February 25, 2008, the sea-bitten iiawg the terrible! said:
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
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From: I made it up.
On May 13, 2014, the dreaded Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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From: Spanish waters
On February 16, 2010, seven sea sailin' Angel said:
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You think it's the RRRRR, but it's the C that they're in love with!
Aye.
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From: Captain Yarrrrley