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On September 14, 2014, land-lubber Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to find out what month it is?
His calendARRRRRRRRRRR!!! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day ON SEPTEMBER 19TH MATEYS!!! ARRRRRRRRR!!!!
From: FROM THE TOP OF ME HEAD YE LANDLUBBERS!!! ARRRRRR!!!
On August 18, 2014, one-eyed Cap'n Lyv said:
How does a pirate make his fortune?
He's an invest-ARRRR!
On July 9, 2014, scurvy knave The joly phantom said:
What is a pirate's favorite type of road to have his house on?
An Arrrrterial Road!
From: Arrrrrrticles i have read
On May 13, 2014, one-legged Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
From: Spanish waters
On March 19, 2014, captain Anonymous Pirate said:
What be a pirate's favorite Looney Tunes character?
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvin the Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtian!!!
From: Off the top of me head scurvy!!! Yarrrrrrrrr!