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On September 19, 2012, the grog-addicted MK said:
Who is the pirate's favorite Dickens character?
The AAArrrtful Dodger!
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On September 19, 2012, the dreaded MK said:
The Pirate is, of course, a big Tolkien fan. And, as you know he's very fond of gems and booty. There is one gem he covets above all others but which he will never be able to own. Which gem is it?
The Arrrkenstone!
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On September 3, 2012, the scurvy Jeff said:
What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?
A yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdstick!!!!!!
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On August 24, 2012, one-legged SkerinD said:
What's a pirate's favorite Grateful Dead song?
You'd think it'd be "Ship of fools," but its actually "Dark STARRRRRRRR!!"
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On June 6, 2012, scurvy knave Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirate's favorite color???
ARRtichoke white!!!
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