On December 1, 2008, salty ol' First Mate Purcell said:
What did the pirate say when he stubbed his toe?
DARRRRRN!!!!
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On November 24, 2008, the grog-addicted dan-d-man said:
Who do pirates call if their car breaks down?
the Arrrrr.A.C!
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On November 20, 2008, captain Andrew said:
"Did you hear about the pirate's dog who can talk?"
"Really? What does he say?"
"Really? What does he say?"
ARRRRRRff!
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On September 28, 2008, regular scallywag Dread Pirate Christie said:
What's a pirate's favorite celestial event?
The Arrrrraurrrra Boaarrrrealis!
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On September 26, 2008, one-eyed Jillian said:
Who is a pirates favorite American Idol contestant?
David ARRRRchuleta!!
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On September 26, 2008, barnacle-bitten Tessy said:
Why didn't the nerdy pirate come to dinner?
He was leveling up his AAAARRRcane mage!!
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On September 26, 2008, scurvy knave Tessy said:
Why did the pirate break his teeth?
His food was too hAAAAARRRD!
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On September 26, 2008, land-lubber Tessy said:
What do you call a Saudi-Arabian pirate commander?
CZAAAAARRRR!!!
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On September 23, 2008, seven-sea sailin' causaubon said:
What kind of women do pirates prefer?
CougARRRs!!!
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On September 22, 2008, salty ol' liam said:
What does a pirate say when he falls of a building?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On September 20, 2008, the sea-bitten Capt. John "Hairy" Lee said:
Did you hear about the demented pirate?
He was a tad gARR gARR!!!
On September 19, 2008, scurvy dog Drew Badwin said:
What disease do old pirates suffer from?
Parrrrkinsons disease!
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On September 19, 2008, salty ol' Drew Baldwin said:
What kind of shoppers are pirates?
Barrrrrrrgain shoppers!
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On September 19, 2008, the sea-bitten an Anonymous Pirate said:
Where do pirates work in the off season?
Pharrrrmacies!
On September 19, 2008, the scurvy Drew Baldwin said:
What do pirates put on toast?
Marrrrmalade!!!
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