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On September 18, 2011, one-legged Ian Miller said:
What is a pirate's favourite kind of chocolate?
Pieces of Aftarrrrrrrrr Eight!
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On September 10, 2011, barnacle bitten Debi Jordan said:
What kind of flowers do you get a Pirate who cannot remember how to tie a rope?
Forget-Me-Knots....ARRRRR!
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On September 2, 2011, scurvy dog Chrissie said:
Which Disney movie do pirates love the most?
The ARRRRistoCats!
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On August 19, 2011, barnacle bitten SHAWN MCBEATH said:
How do pirates communicate with their loved ones while out at sea?
With their SMARRRRRT phone!!
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On August 19, 2011, scurvy dog Anonymous Pirate said:
What do Pirates order from at a restaurant?
The al a CARRRT menu!
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