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On September 28, 2013, the most piratical Black Ragnar said:
Why did the pirate go to see a proctologist?
Because he had a pain in the Aaarrrrrrrrrrse!!!
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On September 19, 2013, salty ol' De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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On September 18, 2013, barnacle bitten Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On September 14, 2013, captain Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
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From: personal experience
On July 30, 2013, seven sea sailin' Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
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