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On May 13, 2012, salty ol' Kathy Logsdon said:
What is Pirate's favorite Caribbean place?
ARRRUBA!
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From: my friend BARRY
On May 1, 2012, scurvy dog Dean White said:
What type of girls do pirates like?
Ayyyye candy!
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From: I as walking down the street and thought of it
On March 30, 2012, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a Priate wear in the winter......
His SCAAAAAARF!
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From: London. England
On January 25, 2012, the scurvy The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP

Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP

Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
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From: Orig IHop joke on Two and A Half Men, altered in my brain to fit the Pirate life.
On November 17, 2011, land-lubber Captain Frankie B Willickers said:
Who be a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
Rosa PARRRRRRRks!!
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