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On September 19, 2013, scurvy dog De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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From: me noggin |
On September 18, 2013, the sea-bitten Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9 |
On July 30, 2013, salty ol' Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
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From: We made it up. |
On June 9, 2013, the scurvy Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
LiberARRRRce!
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From: Me yer landlubber |
On March 16, 2013, the grog-addicted Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
Because they always ask for the way to Arrr, Kansas!
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From: Inspired by other Arr Kansas jokes |
