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On September 28, 2013, land-lubber Black Ragnar said:
Why did the pirate go to see a proctologist?
Because he had a pain in the Aaarrrrrrrrrrse!!!
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From: All my own werk. |
On September 19, 2013, the sea-bitten De Scurvy Steven said:
Why did the pirate become a pirate and not an engineer?
Because he wasn't smaRRRRt!!!
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From: me noggin |
On September 18, 2013, scurvy knave Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
Arrrr you busy tonight?
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From: My niece, at age 9 |
On September 14, 2013, chumbucket lickin' Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
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From: personal experience |
On July 30, 2013, one-eyed Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
A used CARRRR salesman?
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
No, a BARRRTENDER, so he could still get rum!!!
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From: We made it up. |
