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On January 25, 2012, scurvy dog The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP

Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP

Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
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From: Orig IHop joke on Two and A Half Men, altered in my brain to fit the Pirate life.
On November 17, 2011, the sea-bitten Captain Frankie B Willickers said:
Who be a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
Rosa PARRRRRRRks!!
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On November 3, 2011, the scurvy Danny said:
What is a pirates favorite flavor of cheese?
CheddARRRRRR!!
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On October 28, 2011, one-eyed Blackbeards Beard said:
Tell me mateys, what is a pirates favorite method of travel?
You might think its a pirate ship, but indeed, its a FERARRRRRRRRRRRRRI!!!
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On September 19, 2011, regular scallywag Lizzy G. said:
What does a pirate order in a fancy restaurant?
The tuna tartaarrrrr!!
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