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On May 18, 2009, captain ARRRRRRen said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
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From: the grimey depths
On April 22, 2009, the sea-bitten Jon White said:
What do pirates wear when going out to a posh restaurant?
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From: My mind
On April 21, 2009, regular scallywag Buck said:
Why don't pirates eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
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On March 29, 2009, scurvy dog Iron Tom Vaine said:
What do you get when you cross an emergency department doctor and a pirate?
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From: I made it up
On March 17, 2009, the most piratical Kitten said:
What's a pirate's favorite breakfast pastry?
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