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On February 3, 2010, the dreaded King Lobster said:
Where does a pirate keep his appointments?
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From: My twisted mind
On November 30, 2009, captain jake said:
What do pirates do on weekends?
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On November 22, 2009, the most piratical Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
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From: Me noggin
On November 22, 2009, scurvy dog Da King said:
What protects a pirate from cannon fire?
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From: My nice niece :)
On November 22, 2009, seven sea sailin' Ashly said:
What's a pirate's favorite bone of the body??
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From: I made it up and my aunt and uncle