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On February 15, 2011, chumbucket lickin' mad john flint said:
Why is the Jolly Roger grinning?
Because they crossed his funny bones! Arrgh!
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On February 3, 2011, one-eyed pap chmeer said:
What is a pirate minus a ship?
A creative homless guy!!
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On February 3, 2011, the scurvy Canoedad said:
How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?
With Bar-Nickels!
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From: Me own scurvy brain!
On January 4, 2011, the sea-bitten AAARRRRRON! said:
What does a pirate think of this joke?
Its GAAAAARBAGE!!
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From: Manchestaaaarrrr!
On December 28, 2010, regular scallywag Uncle Bear said:
Where does a pirate put their gold?
In a JARRRRRRrrrrrr!!
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From: My niece