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On September 18, 2013, the scurvy Beth Sparks said:
How does a pirate ask for a date?
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From: My niece, at age 9
On September 14, 2013, seven sea sailin' Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
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On July 30, 2013, land-lubber Nana & GD, crew of the Puddle Pirate said:
If a pirate were not a pirate, what career would he have?
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On June 9, 2013, the most piratical Roger said:
What do you call a flamboyant pirate pianist?
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On March 16, 2013, regular scallywag Scabious Land Rat said:
Why can't pirates go to Kansas?
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