- These be jokes 31 - 35 of 698 scurvy jokes!
On May 13, 2012, one-eyed Kathy Logsdon said:
What is Pirate's favorite Caribbean place?
ARRRUBA!
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From: my friend BARRY |
On March 30, 2012, one-legged Anonymous Pirate said:
What does a Priate wear in the winter......
His SCAAAAAARF!
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From: London. England |
On January 25, 2012, seven sea sailin' The Commadore of the Sheridan Lake Yacht Club said:
Where does a one legged pirate go for breakfast?
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to find a date??
Answer: IHOP
Where does a one legged pirate go to get a new peg leg?
Answer: You would think IHOP...
but, no, he goes to the ship's carpenter. ARRRRRR!!!
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From: Orig IHop joke on Two and A Half Men, altered in my brain to fit the Pirate life. |
On November 17, 2011, scurvy dog Captain Frankie B Willickers said:
Who be a pirate's favorite civil rights activist?
Rosa PARRRRRRRks!!
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On November 3, 2011, the most piratical Danny said:
What is a pirates favorite flavor of cheese?
CheddARRRRRR!!
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From: New HampshARRRR |
