On September 12, 2009, the dreaded Cap said:
What's a pirate's girlfriends name ?
Carrrrrrrrrmen!
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On September 12, 2009, land-lubber Cap said:
Why wouldn't the pirate eat any beans?
Because they made him FARRRrrrrrt!
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On September 12, 2009, the sea-bitten Cap said:
Whats a pirate's favorite sport ?
Arrrrena football!
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On September 12, 2009, the grog-addicted Cap said:
Why do pirates like pizza?
Because it has pepARRrrrrroni!
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On September 9, 2009, one-eyed Dan and Ryan said:
Who is a pirate's favorite Thundercat?
Sn-aaaarrrrrrrrrrr-ff!
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On August 30, 2009, the dreaded Elizabeth Holcombe said:
What does a surfer pirate say?
GnARRRRRRRRly dude!
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On August 14, 2009, the most piratical romeyus said:
What is a pirate's favorite way to fly?
A helicoptAAARRR!!
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On July 19, 2009, land-lubber Captian Aarrrrron said:
Why did the Pirate get a BUI (Boating While Intoxicated) ????
Because he was drunk leaving the baaarrrrrrr!!!
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On June 21, 2009, one-eyed Jd said:
What's a pirate's favorite restaurant??
Olive GaRRRRRRRRRRden!!!
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On June 10, 2009, the sea-bitten i dont no said:
What are a pirate's favorite shoes?
Sketcharrrrrrrrrs!!!
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On June 8, 2009, the grog-addicted ms. springaaarrrrrrrrrr(aka)brilly said:
What is a pirate's favorite tv show?
Chaarrrrrrrrles in Chaaarrrrrrrrrrrge!!
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On May 31, 2009, one-legged an Anonymous Pirate said:
Why did the pirate get an A+ in debate class?
Because he loved to ARRRRRRgue!
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On May 18, 2009, salty ol' ARRRRRRen said:
What's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?
The ARRRRRmy National GuARRRRRd!!
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On April 22, 2009, one-eyed Jon White said:
What do pirates wear when going out to a posh restaurant?
An ARRRRRRRmani suit!!
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On April 21, 2009, the most piratical Buck said:
Why don't pirates eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Because they can't open the JAAAAAARGH!!!