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On May 27, 2012, the sea-bitten Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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On May 16, 2012, the scurvy Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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On April 24, 2012, captain Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Their ships are always on the "C"s!
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On April 22, 2012, the sea-bitten Scottish Bob Below Decks said:
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
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On October 13, 2011, the scurvy nay said:
Why did the pirate sit on the toilet for so long?
Because he had the ships
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