On September 19, 2011, scurvy dog Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
Gin and Rummy!
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Pirate One-Liners
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On June 18, 2011, captain blackbeard the pirate, scourge of the seven seassss ARRR!!! said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
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On June 10, 2011, the most piratical Captain Rita Book--Mistress of the C'hai Seas said:
What do Jewish Pirates say?
Ahoy vey!
On April 28, 2011, captain Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
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On April 9, 2011, one-legged zyla said:
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!!!
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On March 12, 2011, the most piratical Austin's rockin' Realtor® said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do with a cell phone?
Scan Q-ARRRR codes!
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On March 5, 2011, seven-sea sailin' blackbeard said:
What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A skull and very CROSS bones!
On February 13, 2011, one-eyed shawn said:
ARR! What be used for dental floss with a pirate?
Rope... for the four teeth they still have!!!
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On December 31, 2010, the sea-bitten Rondo Goldwyn said:
'Ow does ye fix a cranky pirate?
Spray 'em with Sea Arggh Sea!!!
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On November 17, 2010, land-lubber First Mate Albert said:
What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?
One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy!
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On September 29, 2010, scurvy knave Captn Crunch said:
Why can't tree-huggers be pirates?
Because they ARRR Land Lubbers!!!!
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On September 21, 2010, scurvy dog Hanserelli said:
How do pirates talk to each other?
Aye to Aye!! (while covering one eye)
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On September 18, 2010, land-lubber Barnacle Barry said:
Why don't pirates need lawyers?
They prefer to settle through ARRrrrbitration!
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On August 27, 2010, the scurvy Cap'n Jasper said:
What's a pirate's favourite fish dish?
Pieces of skate!!!
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On August 26, 2010, the grog-addicted Jon from Saint Paul, MN said:
What did the pirate on Wheel of Fortune say?
I'd like to buy an Ayyyyyy! (buy an eye...get it?)
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