On July 25, 2008, the most piratical Marcus said:
Why did the pirate run aground?
His eye-patch was the wrong prescription!
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Pirate One-Liners
Showing jokes 91–105 of 260 scurvy jokes.
On June 19, 2008, one-legged CybARRRludite said:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor, err-li in the mornin'?
Put him in charge of the Exxon tanker...
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On June 12, 2008, the most piratical Pirate Scum said:
What did the pirate get on the test?
A high sea!
On May 30, 2008, scurvy knave Phillip McGuinness said:
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?
They spent four and a half years at c!!!
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On May 20, 2008, salty ol' canoedad said:
How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!
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On May 14, 2008, one-legged !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:
What happened to the people who wrote the lame pirate ARRRRrrrrgh jokes?
They got HOOKED!!!
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On March 23, 2008, land-lubber an Anonymous Pirate said:
What type of woman do pirates find most attractive?
Well, a HARRRRRrrrrrpie of course!!!!
On March 22, 2008, the scurvy Kurtis Williams said:
What brand of clothes do pirates wear?
Arrrrrrrrmani!
From: Made it up myself one rum drunkin night · Link hearrrre!
On March 9, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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On March 9, 2008, salty ol' Pete Allegretta said:
Where does the pirate put his cows?
In the BARNicle!
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On March 9, 2008, the dreaded Pete Allegretta said:
What did the pirate do when his friend stepped on his foot?
He became pi-rate!
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On March 9, 2008, land-lubber Pete Allegretta said:
What did the fortune teller use to read the pirate's fortune?
"Parrot" Cards!
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On February 22, 2008, seven-sea sailin' Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What do you call a beautiful pirate captain?
Davy Jones' looker!
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On January 25, 2008, the scurvy Dorde said:
Why aren't there any painkillers on pirate ships?
Because parrots eat them all (parcetamal)!
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On January 10, 2008, the most piratical Jose said:
What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor?
Robin Hook!!!!
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