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On September 19, 2011, regular scallywag Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
Gin and Rummy!
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Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
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On June 10, 2011, barnacle bitten Captain Rita Book--Mistress of the C'hai Seas said:
What do Jewish Pirates say?
Ahoy vey!
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On April 28, 2011, one-legged Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
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On April 9, 2011, salty ol' zyla said:
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!!!
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