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On April 24, 2012, one-eyed Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Their ships are always on the "C"s!
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From: A brain in a Jarrrrr. |
On April 22, 2012, captain Scottish Bob Below Decks said:
A pirate walks into the bar and orders a jug o' grog. Bartender says, "Hey Cap'n, why are ye wearing an eye patch?"
Cap'n says: "Cuz I haven't got enough booty to afford an I-Pad!"
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From: Original |
On October 13, 2011, regular scallywag nay said:
Why did the pirate sit on the toilet for so long?
Because he had the ships
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From: yeoval |
On September 22, 2011, scurvy knave Mark T Verbon said:
Why don't Pirates use the metric system?
Because they like to say YARRRRRRRRRD!
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From: I made it up |
On September 19, 2011, one-legged Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
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From: Self |
