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On February 3, 2015, scurvy dog Dr. Charles G. Waugh said:
What keeps a parrot on a pirate's shoulder?
Poligrip! (polly-grip)
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On January 7, 2015, the grog-addicted Hoory said:
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
Hooked!!
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From: Great Britain
On November 27, 2014, chumbucket lickin' Dan said:
Where does a pirate go to get a hole in his sail fixed?
The whole-sail store!
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From: Mineral Ridge, Oh
On November 11, 2014, land-lubber Rondo Goldwyn said:
What does ya call a pirate in great shape?
Gym lad!!!
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From: Rummaging around me noggin
On October 28, 2014, seven sea sailin' Ben Stinson said:
What do you call a pirate's one true love?
His soulmatey!
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