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On November 10, 2012, salty ol' Landlubber Wolf said:
What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
"I'd never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!"
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From: Inspired by some of the nerdier jokes I found on this site.
On September 19, 2012, seven sea sailin' Pirate Dan said:
Why was the pirate shivering his timbers?
PARRRkinson's!
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From: Off the top of me wooden head!
On September 18, 2012, regular scallywag Dan said:
What is a Pirate's least favorite chore?
You might think its washing the Poop Deck but it is really cleaning up all the Sea-men!!!! ARRR!
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From: Secret treasure chest RRRR
On September 18, 2012, the scurvy The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?

Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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From: A treasure trove beneath the deepest and stormiest seas. (Which is to say, me.)
On September 11, 2012, the scurvy Pistol O'cannon said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite booty?
Which ever sailor floats his boat!
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Arrr, ye've already voted - vote again and ye'll sleep with Davy Jones!
From: Myself - a gay pirate