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On December 28, 2015, the dreaded Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
On September 18, 2015, land-lubber Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival
On July 1, 2015, the sea-bitten scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
On March 6, 2015, the sea-bitten Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
On February 21, 2015, chumbucket lickin' Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!