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On July 2, 2011, seven sea sailin' will reys said:
What did the pirate think of the wench's booty?
He thought it was plunderfull!
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From: pirates were my schools mascott |
On June 18, 2011, the grog-addicted blackbeard the pirate, scourge of the seven seassss ARRR!!! said:
Why did the pirate cross the road?
Because it killed the chicken...
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From: a filthy landlubber, ar! |
On June 10, 2011, one-legged Captain Rita Book--Mistress of the C'hai Seas said:
What do Jewish Pirates say?
Ahoy vey!
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On April 28, 2011, one-legged Tony said:
What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship upon the iceberg???
Shiver me timbers!
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From: Me |
On April 9, 2011, one-eyed zyla said:
Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?
Because he didn't have enough money for an iPad!!!
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From: A friend |
