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On November 10, 2012, seven sea sailin' Landlubber Wolf said:
What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
"I'd never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!"
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From: Inspired by some of the nerdier jokes I found on this site.
On September 18, 2012, seven sea sailin' The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?

Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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On May 27, 2012, regular scallywag Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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On May 16, 2012, chumbucket lickin' Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day
On April 24, 2012, seven sea sailin' Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Their ships are always on the "C"s!
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