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On April 14, 2013, chumbucket lickin' Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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From: Andrew Harris |
On February 15, 2013, the most piratical mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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From: mike p |
On February 15, 2013, seven sea sailin' mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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From: mike p |
On November 10, 2012, one-legged Landlubber Wolf said:
What were the last words of the quantum physics-savvy pirate that was made to walk the plank?
"I'd never have thought a Planck length could seem that long!"
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From: Inspired by some of the nerdier jokes I found on this site. |
On September 19, 2012, the grog-addicted Pirate Dan said:
Why was the pirate shivering his timbers?
PARRRkinson's!
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From: Off the top of me wooden head! |
