- These be jokes 21 - 25 of 237 scurvy jokes!
On May 27, 2012, land-lubber Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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From: Council Bluffs, IA |
On May 16, 2012, scurvy dog Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day |
On April 24, 2012, scurvy knave Richie said:
In Battleship, why do pirates always lose?
Their ships are always on the "C"s!
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From: A brain in a Jarrrrr. |
On September 22, 2011, the most piratical Mark T Verbon said:
Why don't Pirates use the metric system?
Because they like to say YARRRRRRRRRD!
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From: I made it up |
On September 19, 2011, land-lubber Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
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From: Self |
