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On September 28, 2013, scurvy dog Black Ragnar said:
How did the Jewish pirate pay for his drinks in the Portobello Tavern?
With pieces of seven.
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From: Made it up after having a drink with a Jewish pirate. |
On September 26, 2013, one-legged My name be Luke said:
Why don't pirates go to strip clubs?
They already have all the booty!
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From: My Brain |
On September 19, 2013, one-eyed Jim said:
Why did the hippy pirate smoke pot before his music lesson?
Because he loved it on the high Cs!
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From: my twisted brain |
On July 31, 2013, the grog-addicted DaddyPirate said:
What's a pirates favorite kind of fish?
A GOLDfish!
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From: Captain Lex |
On May 23, 2013, the dreaded Mr Fizzles said:
Why do pirates wear eye patches?
Because they can't afford iPads!
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From: me |
