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On September 18, 2012, regular scallywag Dan said:
What is a Pirate's least favorite chore?
You might think its washing the Poop Deck but it is really cleaning up all the Sea-men!!!! ARRR!
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From: Secret treasure chest RRRR
On September 18, 2012, the most piratical The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?

Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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From: A treasure trove beneath the deepest and stormiest seas. (Which is to say, me.)
On September 11, 2012, chumbucket lickin' Pistol O'cannon said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite booty?
Which ever sailor floats his boat!
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Arrr, ye've already voted - vote again and ye'll sleep with Davy Jones!
From: Myself - a gay pirate
On May 27, 2012, salty ol' Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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On May 16, 2012, scurvy dog Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day