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On September 18, 2012, salty ol' Dan said:
What is a Pirate's least favorite chore?
You might think its washing the Poop Deck but it is really cleaning up all the Sea-men!!!! ARRR!
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From: Secret treasure chest RRRR |
On September 18, 2012, scurvy dog The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?
Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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From: A treasure trove beneath the deepest and stormiest seas. (Which is to say, me.) |
On September 11, 2012, one-legged Pistol O'cannon said:
What's a Pirate's Favorite booty?
Which ever sailor floats his boat!
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From: Myself - a gay pirate |
On May 27, 2012, scurvy knave Calvin Agner AKA Capt. Calico Cal Sparrow said:
What is a pirates favorite soft drink?
Arrr-C Cola!
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From: Council Bluffs, IA |
On May 16, 2012, the scurvy Robin Yardley said:
If you see a person Not wearing a 3 cornered hat, not wearing an eye patch, without a wooden leg and with no parrot on his shoulder. What is he likely to be ?
A pirate in disguise!
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From: Its a "Dad joke"...It came to me whilst talking to my daughter about Intrenational Talk Like a Pirate day |
