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On September 22, 2011, chumbucket lickin' Mark T Verbon said:
Why don't Pirates use the metric system?
Because they like to say YARRRRRRRRRD!
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On September 19, 2011, salty ol' Frank said:
Pirates get a bad rep. They're not all bad.
Granted, they're not saints, but many have been cannonized!!
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On September 19, 2011, the dreaded Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
Who cleans the Pirate Captain's bedroom?
A Mer-Maid!
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On September 19, 2011, scurvy knave Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
How do Pirates cook their salmon?
On a cedar plank!
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On September 19, 2011, barnacle bitten Jason Rrrrr Everitt said:
What ARRRRRe a Pirate's favorite games?
Gin and Rummy!
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