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On May 4, 2014, regular scallywag CaptFunBad said:
Why did the pirate give up golf?
He kept hooking the ball!
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From: Meself I thinks
On February 1, 2014, salty ol' Anonymous Pirate said:
What's a pirates favourite song?
Gang-plank style!
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On January 23, 2014, the scurvy Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On October 30, 2013, the sea-bitten James Craven said:
What has eight eyes, eight arms and eight legs?
Four rookie pirates!
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From: I'm sure I heard it somewhere.
On September 28, 2013, the sea-bitten Black Ragnar said:
How did the Jewish pirate pay for his drinks in the Portobello Tavern?
With pieces of seven.
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From: Made it up after having a drink with a Jewish pirate.