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On December 28, 2015, seven sea sailin' Captain Jelly Legs said:
What is a scallywag pirate's favorite glass of wine?
On September 18, 2015, the most piratical Crafted by Will, posted by Drew said:
What do you get when you teach pirates how to sing?
From: Barbershop Singing Convention in Tampa Bay during annual Pirate Festival
On July 1, 2015, the sea-bitten scurvy dog said:
Why did the pirate refuse to say, "Aye, Aye, Captain"?
Because he's only got one eye.
On March 6, 2015, scurvy knave Clay said:
What did the pirates say when they saw their treasure room was on fire?
Arrrr, we gotta get our booty outta here!
On February 21, 2015, one-eyed Anthony Nichols said:
Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?
He wanted the pi-rate!