On September 18, 2012, the grog-addicted The Anonymous Bilge-Rat said:
Why couldn't the little pirate get into the movie?
Because he'd been brought before the Admiralty on charges of treason and hanged.
A sad story, really. AAAAARen't you ashamed of expecting a joke.
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