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On September 12, 2008, the scurvy Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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On March 14, 2010, the sea-bitten Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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From: Common sense
On June 16, 2009, scurvy dog Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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On May 13, 2014, captain Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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From: Spanish waters
On September 14, 2013, the most piratical Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
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