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On September 12, 2008, the most piratical Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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On May 13, 2014, scurvy knave Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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On March 14, 2010, barnacle bitten Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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On June 16, 2009, salty ol' Captain "Cannon Balls" MacFadyen said:
Why do young pirates always fail when saying the alphabet in kindergarten?
Because their fathers insist that there are seven Cs!!!!
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On January 28, 2007, one-legged Sarah said:
What's Captain Hook's favorite store?
The Secondhand Shop!
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