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On April 9, 2008, the sea-bitten Joseph said:
What do Mexican pirates eat?
Chili con cAAAARRRRrne!!!!
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On March 9, 2008, seven sea sailin' Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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On December 4, 2007, one-eyed Jolly Holly said:
How does a pirate say "thank you" in Japanese?
ARRRRRigato!!!
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On November 11, 2007, land-lubber Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
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On September 28, 2007, scurvy dog The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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