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On March 9, 2008, chumbucket lickin' Pete Allegretta said:
Whats a pirate's favorite part of a birthday party?
Da-Balloons!
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On November 11, 2007, barnacle bitten Saltyfighter on Puzzle Pirates said:
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zuchnni?
A Squashbuckler!!!
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On September 28, 2007, chumbucket lickin' The BOBS Fan said:
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
Rookie!
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From: Me own charred remains of a brain
On September 19, 2007, captain Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
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On September 19, 2007, salty ol' Robert Moore said:
Why don't pirates make good life guards?
They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
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