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On April 21, 2010, the scurvy Anonymous Pirate said:
Twittaaaaaaaarrr.....
that's it.
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On March 14, 2010, one-legged Belladonna said:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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From: Common sense
On February 21, 2010, the scurvy Kimmy said:
What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice?
A protractor!!!
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From: myself
On November 22, 2009, regular scallywag Dawson said:
What did the pirate say when someone tried to steal his turkey?
No matey, that's ARRRR turkey!!!
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From: Me noggin
On November 22, 2009, the dreaded Ashly said:
What did the pirate say to the little girl?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrren't you an ugly little thing??!!!!
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From: My aunt and uncle and l made it up!!