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On December 1, 2008, salty ol' First Mate Purcell said:
What did the pirate say when he stubbed his toe?
DARRRRRN!!!!
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On September 22, 2008, captain liam said:
What does a pirate say when he falls of a building?
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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On September 12, 2008, chumbucket lickin' Ryan Huber said:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
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On July 25, 2008, scurvy knave Marcus said:
Why did the pirate run aground?
His eye-patch was the wrong prescription!
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On May 20, 2008, the most piratical canoedad said:
How did the captains of Spanish treasure ships keep their cool?
They wore anti-pers-pirate!!!
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