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On May 13, 2014, land-lubber Medicine Moll said:
What is a pirate's least favourite vegetable?
Leeks!
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On January 23, 2014, scurvy knave Morien Jones said:
What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?
I, I, R, and the 7 Cs.
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On September 14, 2013, regular scallywag Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
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On April 14, 2013, seven sea sailin' Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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From: Andrew Harris
On February 15, 2013, scurvy knave mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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