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On September 14, 2013, salty ol' Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
Booty calls.
(Aaaaaaaarrr.)
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On April 14, 2013, captain Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
Planking!!!
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On February 15, 2013, the dreaded mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me!
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On February 15, 2013, scurvy knave mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
He has a Yarrrrrrrrd sale!
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On October 2, 2012, regular scallywag Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
Where ARRR my socks?
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