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On September 19, 2007, the grog-addicted Jake Tran said:
Why do all pirates have eyepatches?
Chuck Norris.
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On September 19, 2007, land-lubber Robert Moore said:
Why don't pirates make good life guards?
They dont know C.P. ARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
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On September 18, 2007, the scurvy olivia said:
What's a pirates favorite thing to do to people?
Surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgery!
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On September 17, 2007, seven sea sailin' Charles said:
Being the son of God, Jesus obviously couldn't grow up to be a pirate, so what did he decide to be?
A CARRRRpenter!
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On September 12, 2007, the grog-addicted John-Peter said:
A pirate was on Wheel of Fortune, and it was his turn. The pirate said...
We'll try for an ARRRRHH!!
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