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On September 14, 2013, the grog-addicted Kurrrrt said:
What do pirates use telephones for?
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On April 14, 2013, scurvy dog Andrrrrrrew said:
What's the next pirate Internet sensation?
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On February 15, 2013, land-lubber mike p said:
How does a pirate feel about his spouse?
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On February 15, 2013, salty ol' mike p said:
How does a pirate clean his ship?
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On October 2, 2012, land-lubber Anonymous Pirate said:
What did the pirate say when he lost his socks?
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